Delicious: Gwyneth Paltow Signs Contract For First Album

After her hugely successful stint as Holly Holiday on Glee, 

and her musical debut in Country Strong, Atlantic Records has

signed Gwyneth Paltrow a 900 thousand dollar deal to 

cut her first album. This couldn't be a better move on 

her part. She could be the next Mandy Moore! Which could be a 

good or bad thing to some people. Good for me!

The girl deserves it. Hopefully she can pool some talent

to help her make some killer music. Or maybe she doesn't need

them! Who knows! I'd love to see her work with some producers

Like RedOne, or Dr. Luke, or Mark Ronson. With

my luck it'll be an all-out country album.

/shiver

Anyways, if you don't think she has the talent to do this,

check out some tracks after the break.

Discover: Monarchy - I Won't Let Go

Click to go to their Soundcloud!

A great new band. Similar to Slipknot in 1 way, 

so far in all of their performances, their faces have

covered with masks. Their faces yet to be revealed.

Pretty... cool? Scary cool. Scary.

Their pop beat is pretty worth your time, and maybe

more if you click the pic above.

Take a listen now! NO BREAK. NOW.

I Won't Let Go by Monarchy

Delicious: Katy Perry - Born This Way (Cover of Hypnogaga)

From Paris, Katy covered the mega ultra hit, 

Born This Way. Not the full song, just a minute of it 

in a  "reading a storybook to a crowd of kids" style. 

It's all right, I like what she do with anything.

So much that it destroy my grammar skills, yo.

Take a listen after the break.

Revitalized: Avril Lavigne - TiK ToK (Ke$ha Cover)

Bless her little heart. 

$he tried.

Anyway$, with her new album out 

now, I gue$$ $he'$ pluggin all $he can. Tryin' 

to climb up the chart$. I only mildy liked 

this girl back in the day, I a$$umed $he matured 

a little, gue$$ I wa$ wrong. It'$ not $o bad though...

maybe. Avril will come around and be good

$omeday, just not on this album.

Ke$ha i$ the only one ridiculou$ enough to pull thi$

$ong off, and even $o, I'm convinced that Ke$ha i$ a

character. Similar to Stephen Colbert. At most an

exaggerated version of Ms. $ebert(Ke$ha), her$elf.

Anyway$, watch thi$ and be entertained. That's it.

Track O' the Day: Somebody To Love (Feat. Boy George) - Mark Ronson

Not exactly new, not exactly old. This November 2010 single 

from Mr. Ronson's and his Business International has 

been seeing a lot of my replay button. The sounds in the official video

 kind of drowns out the beauty of the song, which Mr. George

injects into almost effortlessly.

Currently, Mr. Ronson is supposedly up to a lot right now,

but probably won't see too much of the fruits of his labors

'til next year, he did a lot last year y'know? Also

his supermodel fiancée, or wife now(?), probably keeps

him busy a lot.

The most interesting thing, is his upcoming role in scoring

Russel Brand's remake of Arthur. Which sounds

appalling and interesting.

Boy George is in thought processes for his new Culture Club

30th reunion album thing. He stated his favorite artist in example

for what he'd want it to sound like.

"My favorite artist in the UK is Adele, because her music is classic 

songwriting that could have been written 20 years ago."

Take a listen to Somebody to Love Me,

and hope that one of them does something soon 

of intrigue. I'm bored now.